lord-kitschener:

we will never be as punk rock as this cat

lord-kitschener:

we will never be as punk rock as this cat

(Source: lookatthisfuckingoogle, via ruemorge)

me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something

meag-an:

thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself

this just changed my life

(via ruemorge)

bangblockbaptan:

"hey guys let’s hang out" 

image

(via naiisu)

thelastgreatkings:

orphan elephant of the ivory trade Bella & abandoned puppy Bubbles are best friends [x]

my day just got 300% better

(Source: justjasper, via yougottagivethemhope)

Me: *in public wearing "free him" shirt*
people: free who
me: him
people: who's him
me: him

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(Source: kegelgod, via homechapel)

me: damn i need to save my money
me: *spends $200 in a week*

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via homechapel)